Gubsitfub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless wyvern.

Gubsitfub created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubsitfub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubsitfub, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gubsitfub's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gubsitfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

3. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Gubsitfub on top of important buildings.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.