Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent beaver.

Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof, it will be very sad.

Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligontsag Jop Ratdodgof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.