Garcabkandib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless rat.

Garcabkandib created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Garcabkandib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garcabkandib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Garcabkandib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Garcabkandib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Garcabkandib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Do not name children after rats.

4. Always share beans with strangers, but never with geese.

5. Never write about special relativity.