Dumcebdub Jattifgid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart unicorn.

Dumcebdub Jattifgid created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumcebdub Jattifgid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumcebdub Jattifgid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dumcebdub Jattifgid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dumcebdub Jattifgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumcebdub Jattifgid.

4. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.