Manmonstan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, stupid bat.

Manmonstan created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Manmonstan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manmonstan, it will destroy your home planet.

Manmonstan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Manmonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.