Dutvogvin Lagfligflis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind dove.

Dutvogvin Lagfligflis created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dutvogvin Lagfligflis, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutvogvin Lagfligflis, it will strike you with lightening.

Dutvogvin Lagfligflis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dutvogvin Lagfligflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dutvogvin Lagfligflis' name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not resist fate.