Pagspagpom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome goat.

Pagspagpom created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pagspagpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagspagpom, she will torture you forever.

Pagspagpom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pagspagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.