Rapdinbug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage newt.

Rapdinbug created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdinbug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapdinbug, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rapdinbug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rapdinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed nuts to dogs while wearing black trousers.