Gad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent finch.

Gad created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gad, it will remove you from existence.

Gad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Gad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.