Henhitbid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate snail.

Henhitbid created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Henhitbid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Henhitbid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henhitbid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Henhitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Henhitbid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Henhitbid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Heed all portents.