Bumwatfly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful crocodile.

Bumwatfly created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumwatfly, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bumwatfly, she will turn you into a worm.

Bumwatfly's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bumwatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.