Tanfebdum Saflapved is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish goblin.

Tanfebdum Saflapved created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfebdum Saflapved, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tanfebdum Saflapved, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tanfebdum Saflapved's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tanfebdum Saflapved's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never touch oil while unclean.