Zigfemgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, generous jackal.

Zigfemgeb created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfemgeb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zigfemgeb, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zigfemgeb's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zigfemgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mix apples with water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.