Vidgutlag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet deer.

Vidgutlag created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgutlag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vidgutlag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vidgutlag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vidgutlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near whales.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Never skip in holy places.