Gilsangep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome lizard.

Gilsangep created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gilsangep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gilsangep, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gilsangep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gilsangep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.