Femvabmit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous cobra.

Femvabmit created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Femvabmit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Femvabmit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Femvabmit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Femvabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.