Capwatget is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying lizard.

Capwatget created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capwatget, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capwatget, it will not invite you to parties.

Capwatget's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Capwatget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. You must pray to Capwatget eight times a day.

3. Run away if seven mice approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.