Armdammisbapten is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical manatee.

Armdammisbapten created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdammisbapten, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Armdammisbapten, he will turn you into a mouse.

Armdammisbapten's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Armdammisbapten's Holy Commandments

1. Armdammisbapten loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Armdammisbapten in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mix cherries with water.