Narfagfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful grasshopper.

Narfagfob created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narfagfob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narfagfob, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Narfagfob's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Narfagfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Pray towards the south.