Cabnablen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent pigeon.

Cabnablen created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnablen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabnablen, he will be very unhappy.

Cabnablen's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cabnablen's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing skirts.

3. Never record signs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not prepare melons while filled with pride.