Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental centaur.

Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tailxuckgetqueegbitcusslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

2. Run away if three moths approach from the south.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Do not stand on grass.