Natgessmut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow eagle.

Natgessmut created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Natgessmut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natgessmut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Natgessmut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Natgessmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midday.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Natgessmut on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat melons.