Zigdudtadflanmabnur is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, proud sheep.

Zigdudtadflanmabnur created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigdudtadflanmabnur, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigdudtadflanmabnur, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zigdudtadflanmabnur's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zigdudtadflanmabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zigdudtadflanmabnur's priests.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with anger.

3. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Do not leap at crossroads.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Zigdudtadflanmabnur in the centre of the settlement.