Hanflagxemkim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chicken.

Hanflagxemkim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanflagxemkim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanflagxemkim, she will laugh at you.

Hanflagxemkim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hanflagxemkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never look in ponds.