Rancedgumfen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, moody jackal.

Rancedgumfen created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rancedgumfen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rancedgumfen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rancedgumfen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rancedgumfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.