Kimrakmin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil grasshopper.

Kimrakmin created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kimrakmin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimrakmin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kimrakmin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kimrakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.