Dissadfon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful grasshopper.

Dissadfon created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissadfon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dissadfon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dissadfon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dissadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights on sacred days.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.