Hengatyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-assured bear.

Hengatyarp created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hengatyarp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hengatyarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hengatyarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hengatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Hengatyarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing green shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not consume lentils at dawn.