Dimcedhog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered toad.

Dimcedhog created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimcedhog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimcedhog, it will not care.

Dimcedhog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dimcedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dimcedhog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never stain your head with gray.

4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.