Wanbotlag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate bird.

Wanbotlag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbotlag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanbotlag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wanbotlag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wanbotlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing black trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

5. Do not prepare oranges while wearing rings.