Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered frog.

Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon's Holy Commandments

1. Wansitjenfoss Hatcepcatboss Babquimgon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.