Gadtonrat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable cobra.

Gadtonrat created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadtonrat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadtonrat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadtonrat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gadtonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never wear blue jumpers on sacred days.

5. Never go into black rooms.