Cepnull is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, annoying wren.

Cepnull created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepnull, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cepnull's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cepnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with orange.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cepnull on top of all buildings.

5. Never record secrets.