Wabloopfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring centipede.

Wabloopfoss created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabloopfoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabloopfoss, she will not care at all.

Wabloopfoss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabloopfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never adorn your hands with orange markings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.