Mothot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise dolphin.

Mothot created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mothot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mothot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mothot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mothot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Mothot first in all things.

4. Never gather four monkeys near bridges.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.