Jenzentag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy bee.

Jenzentag created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenzentag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jenzentag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jenzentag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jenzentag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. You must love Jenzentag.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Never stain your head with magenta.

5. Never mention foxes.