Pogkomwig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, caring warg.

Pogkomwig created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogkomwig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogkomwig, she will turn you into a mole.

Pogkomwig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pogkomwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at forests.

2. Hide from gray squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. You must love Pogkomwig.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.