Renbop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring bat.

Renbop created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renbop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Renbop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Renbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to monkeys while wearing brown coats.

2. Never adorn your head with indigo markings.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.