Sughunkan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain tortoise.

Sughunkan created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sughunkan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sughunkan, she will manifest in front of you.

Sughunkan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sughunkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.