Dotceptittitkompasrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful gnu.

Dotceptittitkompasrat created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dotceptittitkompasrat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dotceptittitkompasrat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dotceptittitkompasrat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dotceptittitkompasrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.