Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable slug.

Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Febbastster Fombengan Pigjatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not place grapes upon stone.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never record names.

5. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing purple dresses.