Zagfodwig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring salamander.

Zagfodwig created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfodwig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagfodwig, he will turn you into a mole.

Zagfodwig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zagfodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not laugh at mountains.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never feed parsnips to tortoises while wearing green dresses.