Larphigstip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented whale.

Larphigstip created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larphigstip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larphigstip, he will not invite you to parties.

Larphigstip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Larphigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of elders.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to goats while wearing blue skirts.