Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil pigeon.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan, it will curse you with boils.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bedxucwotpaggubsadteennan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.