Sasrigyog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive weasel.

Sasrigyog created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasrigyog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sasrigyog, it will be very unhappy.

Sasrigyog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sasrigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing green hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.

3. Never wear white jumpers.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Feed all hungry goats.