Milbossarf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate seal.

Milbossarf created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbossarf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milbossarf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Milbossarf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Milbossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

2. Milbossarf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not place bananas upon stone.