Tarxucnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, impressive mole.

Tarxucnel created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarxucnel, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarxucnel, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tarxucnel's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tarxucnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always obey Tarxucnel's priests.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.