Nakfetdin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful faun.

Nakfetdin created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfetdin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nakfetdin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nakfetdin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nakfetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Never wear yellow hats on sacred days.