Jabtailyart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm wyrm.

Jabtailyart created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtailyart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabtailyart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jabtailyart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jabtailyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to voles while wearing gray dresses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabtailyart.

3. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.