Tiffasdib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive badger.

Tiffasdib created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tiffasdib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiffasdib, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tiffasdib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tiffasdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.